Mommy is going to be hypnotized on Saturday!
She has been very discouraged about her weight-gain and even discovered she has been sleep-eating (and 'sleep giving the cats treats' too, but don't tell her). She has heard really wonderful things about how hypnotizing can really help focus you on your goal and the success rates are great for weight-loss. She is very excited about this!
Our friend Jenn is a certified hypnotist, and since Samson and I are very close with Jenn, we have some special instructions for her while she has Mommy in a trance. We know that Jenn usually reads our blog, so we'll just ask her to very discreetly suggest to Mommy that she needs to give us more treats! We would be happy if she completely replaced our food with treats, but 50% more will do just fine. If she is going to stop sleep-eating, she will likely also stop giving us midnight snacks too, so we need to compensate. We realize this may cost more, but don't worry, we're getting our allowance tomorrow and money is no object!
Thanks a bunch, Jenn. Give Mischa and Pasha some headbutts and rubs from us.
Mommy, you're getting very sleepy!