Monday, September 14, 2009

Mancat Monday

Things have really been great for Mommy since she was hypnotized for weight loss. She's losing weight, exercising and smiling a lot more! The only drawback is, she is a lot more conscious about what she's eating and more importantly, what we're eating.



When I'm on her lap and she's rubbing my belly, she says hurtful things like, 'Look at my fat little boy' and 'I love you, my chubby monkey'. Does she not realize that I have feelings too? Sure I like to over indulge occasionally. I'm a Mancat, I'm supposed to be big and strong in case some other Mancat comes by and is interested in my girls. What's even more distressing than the derogatory nicknames, is the fact that she's giving me less treats! I don't think it's very fair that Delilah ate the whole container of Bonito Flakes that we won from Baby Patches' blog, and she barely blinked an eye, but when I want an extra nibble of treats and I gently meow constantly to get her to do it, she claims that I've 'had enough'.



I'm really not pleased with the way things are going, so I've decided to buy Mommy something special to show her how much I love her and also to hopefully distract her from my tummy. I saw in a movie once, that human women love jewelery, so I went over to see those pretty girls at The Beaded Tail and did a little shopping with my allowance for Mommy. She will be so excited when she sees what I got her that she'll empty the entire treat bag!



Wish me luck!

Samson
xoxo

27 comments:

Anya said...

I wish you so MANY luck :)

hugs
Kareltje =^.^=

Misha said...

I hope you told her it was all floof!

Parker said...

I think you have a very good plan!

The Creek Cats said...

So glad the hypnosis is going so well, that's pawsome!

Samson, we can't wait to see what lovely gift your bought your mommy from the beaded tail!

Furkidsmom said...

We're glad the hypnosis is working!! We're not happy to hear that you're being so deprived of treats though. You're on the right track with a gift from Beaded Tail!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Kitty Krew said...

Good luck, Samson! We bet your plan will work just great. Your mom should know you just have a little floof, it's not fat!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

CCL Wendy said...

Yes, good luck with your plan Samson! And congrats to your mama for her weight loss -- it's not an easy thing to do. I'm sure she'll like your gift because it will make her look even prettier.

Bummer about the treats, though.

Cory said...

Good luck Samson, we're purring for you! We know that you are just floofy...and you need treats. We all think you are just purrfect the way you are.

Noir in Texas said...

Samson Dude, I got all my paws crossed for you! When humans get something in their minds...WOW! Good Luck!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

Bribery... what a great idea, Samson!

Mom did not get hypnotized... but we think she did get brain-washed! She iz practically starving us!

Da Fambly Cat-a-blog Kittiez said...

It would be difficult to deny you anything! With your face and floofy countenance, how could anyone refuse you a little extra☺

Wally Ernie Zoey said...

We're happy to hear that the hypnotism is working on your mom...maybe next time they should give her the suggestion that she should give you more treats!!

We can't wait to see what you get your mom...Beaded Tail has some really great things!

Sam and Andy said...

We definitely wish you luck, Samson. (We have problems trying to figure out what our Mommy would like)

We're sure she'll love whatever you've bought her.

xxxxxxx

Angel and Kirby said...

WE hope it works! We can't wait to see it.

Reese =^..^= said...

Samson, I cannot wait to see what you got your mommeh. I love the stuff over at the Beaded Tail.

Cats in trees said...

You're not chubby! You just have fluffy fur. And anyway, you look perfect. Your lack of treats is an injustice and should be corrected.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

You are not by any means...chubby. Tell your mom you're Pleasantly Plump! And, what a great idea about getting something for your mommy. We thinks she'll give your LOTS of NOMS for that!!!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Our mom should have Tommy hypnotized so he can lose a little weight.

Well, Tuna water is great and has very few calories ;)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I think she needs to be re-hypnotized and that those fat-cat thoughts banished!!!!!

BeadedTail said...

Samson, don't tell your mommy (or our mommy either) but we put a hypnosis fix so when your mommy wears her presents, she'll be compelled to give you lots of treats! It's great that she's losing weight and all but we know handsome Mancats like you need their treats!

DEBRA said...

Samson
Just tell yur Mommie that she is mistaking all yur floof for sumfing else.

purrs
Abby

the casbah kitten said...

Good idea Samson! Mommys are easily distracted by pretty things, and there are LOTS of pretty things at Beaded Tail!! And don't feel bad...our Momma calls me her "Chunky Monkey".

jane

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

We understand!! When Moms go on a diet,''everybody' goes on a diet!!!!!
Don't worry,she will cave. You guys are just too cute :)
We cannot wait to see what you got your Mom!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Sweet Praline said...

Good luck, Samson! I hope it works.

Congratulations to your mom!

Fin said...

That's it I am discouraging Mom!

Mishkat said...

We're really glad to hear about the hypnosis - but not so glad to hear about lack of treats! Maybe you can ask Angel, and Isabella to throw a couple of bags of Temptations in the package? (We know they have a huge stash!)

Amy and The House of Cats said...

I hope it works for you Samson - you don't seem pudgy to me in any way - floofy yes, but that is very different.

It is great that the hypnosis is working for your mom. Sounds like something I might want to try!