It may surprise some of you to learn that I've actually started getting along with my tiny Tortie nemesis, Sweet Pea. On one of her recent visits, the humans noticed that I wasn't hissing at all. Samson has liked her from the beginning but now Sweet Pea is the one hissing at both of us! It isn't very hospitable of her, but she is young and manners obviously escape her.
I am much more mature than her, but I'm still a Tortie, and Torties are competitors so I can't help but compete. That being said, here is my 'Why I'm Better than Sweet Pea' submission for the week:
I'm much better than Sweet Pea at filling a sink!