Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Tortie Tuesday



Most of you know that Sweet Pea is entered in the Kitty Fight Club over at Misha's this year. I am writing this post to let you know the reasons why you should NOT vote for her. I have uncovered shocking facts that will definitely sway you. Of course, the threat of censorship is always looming. Mommy is the only one in this household that knows how to click the 'Publish Post' button, so hopefully most of my words will be heard.

Here are the reasons you should not vote for Sweet Pea:

  1. Not an actual Monkey! Do you see her face in the banner? Her name in the profile? I think she should automatically be disqualified from the contest! (Mommy: She most definitely IS a Monkey, Deli. We've just been too lazy to put her picture in the banner and change the profile)
  2. She has extra toes! Surely she isn't a cat, because cats don't have thumbs! (Mommy: Yes they do! Even some of your friends have extra toes! Hey, maybe she'll even learn how to click the 'Publish Post' button with her extra digits.)



  3. Photoshop. That's right, her photos are not real. She's not that cute in person. How can anything be this cute? (Mommy: You're being silly. Of course she's that cute. I don't even know how to use Photoshop.)



  4. She has bad breath. (Mommy: Unfortunately I can't disagree with you on this one, Deli)
  5. She's stupid. (Mommy: Deli, is there something on your mind you want to discuss?)
  6. Sweet Pea is evil and plotting against Samson and I. (Mommy: No comment)






Now that you know the truth, I urge you to NOT vote for Sweet Pea by NOT clicking HERE!




Delilah

xoxo



P.S Hypocrites!

32 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

We did not know that Sweet Pea was a poly!

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Interesting facts! But we thinks she is cute cute cute!

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

They should have entered a photo of you Miss Delilah, but you'd have been such an obvious winner it wouldn't be fair to the others. Sweet Pea has the good fortune of spending time with you, thus making her extra bootiful.

*RUMBLEPURR*

Misha said...

Oh, the scandal!

Cat with a Garden said...

We're not entirely sure you convinced us, Deli.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Awwwww ... Kitty Fight Club is SO hard. Sweet Pea is adorable.

the casbah kitten said...

Good try Delilah. . . but, um, I don't think it's working.

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

We thinks Deli may have a bit of the green-eyed monster goin' on!

The Creek Cats said...

Sweet Pea has some of the cutest ear tufts ever!!!

Thanks so much for stopping by and wishing us a Happy Purrthday!!
♥ Maizy and Ferris of the Creek

Catherine said...

I'm so sorry Delilah...I couldn't help myself...I clicked on the 'click here' and voted! :)

Furkidsmom said...

We think Sweet Pea is adorable! We don't think anybody could photoshop that cuteness in!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I know it wasn't supposed to work this way but we love Sweet Pea even more now!

Kea said...

Yes, Delilah, that has had the reverse psychology effect and makes us think Sweet Pea is even cuter still!

What an absolute doll she is, so precious.

Marg said...

Delilah, I am so sorry but that Sweet Pea is so darn cute and we sure did vote for her. Thanks for all those facts though. We can't help ourselves, we just think she is really a cute kitten.

Cat of Nine Tales said...

Oh my goodness! Sweet Pea has extra toes too?! That's even more adorable! Oops! Sorry Deli...
~Lisa Co9T

BeadedTail said...

Very good try Deli! She is purrty cute but we'll always know who the original Monkeys are! We voted for her too - sorry Deli.

The Paw Relations said...

Nice try Deli. But you cannot stop true cuteness

Busby and Raymond said...

Delilah, it's normal to be jealous of your sister once in awhile. Maybe you should talk to her about her bad breath?

The Island Cats said...

Sorry, Deli...we voted for Sweet Pea anyways...she is kinda cute...and Ernie likes the fact that she has thumbs like him!

Katnip Lounge said...

Beware of the cute! The Cute will capture your heart! Or in Delilah's case, maybe not so much. Adorable!

xxLounge Kats

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Awww, poor Deli~! But, we hafta agree with your mom on this one...she is WAY cute! And the last two "plotting" pictures made us really MOL! Cricket does that too! We voted again for you!

Cory said...

hehe! Give it up Delilah...Sweet Pea has already stolen our hearts...such a cutie pie!

Maybe you can sell your story to the National Equirer?

One Cats Nip said...

Delilah I may have been with you till you mentioned the extra toes! I has extra toes and my mom lovesssssssss extra toes!

Ginger Jasper said...

I dont think your ploy is working somhow.. But I also dont think photoshop could improve on that cuteness.. Hugs GJ xx

Eric and Flynn said...

Sorry Delilah but she certainly is cute.

TK said...

Oh Delilah you are cute too! Don't has a jealous. SweetPea won't be a kittenlol forever, then you'll all be the same cuteness.
Squashies has thumbs too!
TK
Pee.Ess We loves you too Delilah!

ABBY said...

Deli we found your arguements very persuasive until we got over to the site to vote, and we couldn't help ourselves...and we didn't realize Sweet Pea was a poly either!

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Cats in Trees said...

You could go on and on and on and still we would never be able not to vote for Sweet Pea. And be honest, could you?

meowmeowmans said...

So persuasive, Deli ... but we could not resist voting for Sweet Pea. Sorry, we really, really tried!

Sweet Praline said...

Too late! I've already voted for her!

Fin said...

I don't know Deli she is cute...

Sammy and Andy said...

MOL....we love the reverse psychology, Deli!!!!!!!! Wonderful, wonderful pics of y'all. xxxxxxxxxxxx