Tortie Tuesday

Once again my Tortie Tuesday Lesson has been postponed!

Mommy had a great response to her pet astrology reports offer and she was really busy doing reports and had some silly paperwork to do for her medical leave so she didn't have time to help me.

Instead, she publishes these less than flattering photos of me allegedly kissing a stuffed bear in a ladybug costume. I think Cartman started these rumors...he's always staring!








My official response to this ridiculous accusation is that it is very clear that the bear was kissing me! Shortly after these photos, I bunny-kicked that over-amorous bear to the ground.



He won't make that mistake again...

Happy Tortie Tuesday!

Delilah
xoxo

P.S. Mommy wants me to mention that if you had sent in your cat and dog horoscope information and have not received them yet, you will be receiving them today. If you still don't receive them, please contact her again as she has been having some spam problems with her email and doesn't want to miss anyone.

Mancat Monday

Samson the Leo

Deli did her sign yesterday and I can definitely confirm that she is a Bull sometimes! ;)

My astrological sign is Leo. I suppose this is the best sign a cat can be because Leo is the lion! Mommy always says I'm acting like a Leo when I get up high and survey my kingdom or when I puff out my chest and show off my mane. She calls me her little lion...but then again she calls me Monkey, or Fuzz, or Sam, or Monks. She calls me a lot of things but as far as I can tell, they're all good things.

One thing that made Mommy laugh out loud when she read my chart was this:

Water Sign Emphasis: (Score of 7,3,9,1)

Samson is your soul mate and feels lost and useless unless attending to your needs. Clingy and possessive of your time, Samson may not take well to sharing your attentions. If hurt often, Samson can be found retreating to more suitable quarters. Samson is more than sensitive to loud noises and upsets in the environment and he is scared of thunder. Samson loves water and can often be found in your sink; baths can even be tolerated if absolutely necessary. Often the caretaker of you and other animals, Samson likes to see everyone get along, occasionally adopting others to care for when necessary. Keep this cat close to your heart and you've gained a loyal friend for life. Samson will not tolerate being separated from you for long periods and may do best with another animal he can bond with while you're away.

Mommy is still giving out free cat and dog horoscopes until the end of the day today so feel free to submit your info.

This is the information she'll need to do your pet horoscope:

1. A photo
2. Year, day, hour and location (city, state, country) of birth (if unknown, please give an estimate)
3. Name of pet
4. The email address where she can send the report electronically
5. Your blog URL

We're offering these reports free to cat and dog bloggers until the end of the day on Monday - two pets per blogger. Please feel free to submit the data even if we have never met you before because we love meeting new people! You can send this information to Mommy's email at karen at stuffformypet dot com (Mommy's name is Karen, in case you didn't guess ;)). These horoscopes are just for cats or dogs. Unfortunately she does not have reports for other pets yet.

Happy Mancat Monday! rawwwrr

Samson
xoxo