Most of you know that Sweet Pea is entered in the Kitty Fight Club over at Misha's this year. I am writing this post to let you know the reasons why you should NOT vote for her. I have uncovered shocking facts that will definitely sway you. Of course, the threat of censorship is always looming. Mommy is the only one in this household that knows how to click the 'Publish Post' button, so hopefully most of my words will be heard.
Here are the reasons you should not vote for Sweet Pea:
- Not an actual Monkey! Do you see her face in the banner? Her name in the profile? I think she should automatically be disqualified from the contest! (Mommy: She most definitely IS a Monkey, Deli. We've just been too lazy to put her picture in the banner and change the profile)
- She has extra toes! Surely she isn't a cat, because cats don't have thumbs! (Mommy: Yes they do! Even some of your friends have extra toes! Hey, maybe she'll even learn how to click the 'Publish Post' button with her extra digits.)
- Photoshop. That's right, her photos are not real. She's not that cute in person. How can anything be this cute? (Mommy: You're being silly. Of course she's that cute. I don't even know how to use Photoshop.)
- She has bad breath. (Mommy: Unfortunately I can't disagree with you on this one, Deli)
- She's stupid. (Mommy: Deli, is there something on your mind you want to discuss?)
- Sweet Pea is evil and plotting against Samson and I. (Mommy: No comment)
Now that you know the truth, I urge you to NOT vote for Sweet Pea by NOT clicking HERE!