House of Horrors

My beautiful friend Fin is hosting a House of Horrors week this week.

We, like most of you, have plenty of horrifying things in and around our apartment.  For example, we thought we had slayed the evil vacuum, but Mommy went and bought a Horrifying Hoover (a distant relative of Fin's Evil Dyson) last week.  This one is louder than our previous vacuum, and we're all trying to figure out how to rid ourselves of it.  I hid in the shell it hatched from to come up with some ideas.  I'll let you all know if I come up with anything...

I also discovered something extremely shocking that I'm a little nervous to admit.  Because of MY allergies, we've been switched over to a new food.  Our vet and some of you knowledgeable readers suggested that the best way to find out if my allergy is to a food ingredient is to switch over to a new food with a different protein and carbohydrate than what we're used to.  We are in mid-transition here, but look what we're eating now.

 

Rabbit = Easter Bunny!

That's right, we're eating Easter Bunny and we're all loving it!

Yummy!

It's difficult for me to face you all, because when your humans don't get chocolate on Sunday, you will have to tell them that The Monkeys ruined Easter by eating the Easter Bunny!

I hope you can forgive us and that you have a wonderful Easter despite this horrible news.

Samson
xoxo

Tortie Tuesday

This week has been dubbed 'Scofflaw Week' by our very good friend Fin from Housecat Confidential




I am constantly accused of breaking the rules by Mommy but the evidence she has is purely circumstantial.

You can see the surprise in my face with this mugshot. Really, I shouldn't be shocked anymore. Her precious Samson can do no wrong, and Bella had her claws removed by her previous owner so there is no way she could have been involved in the following incidents.



Somecat broke through our new cat cube. Mommy claims that she saw me break through it right in front of her eyes. She must need glasses because I would never harm my favorite toy.



The witness (Mommy) claims that it was like a scene out of an old Kool-Aid TV commercial. I allegedly burst through the wall of the cat cube yelling 'Ohhh Yeahhh'. This kind of gross exaggeration is typical of a witness who has likely dreamt the whole thing!




The next crime was also not me, but Somecat poked holes in Mommy's new curtain with their claws. Samson and Sweet Pea both have their claws, yet I'm accused of putting holes in it just because I spend a lot of time grooming behind that curtain!



I am being falsely accused, but if Mommy is going to blame me for every catcrime in this house, I may as well make it worthwhile...

I've got the car keys! Let's go for a joy ride!



Delilah
xoxo