It has been almost a year since I moved into this house to become a Monkey and I'm very happy to report that I'm mostly satisfied with my forever home.
I say mostly because there are a few things I'd change...
I heard the humans discussing how naughty I had become. I couldn't believe they were calling ME naughty! I'm a very well-behaved and distinguished ladycat. Then, after much reflection, it occurred to me that they were calling me KNOTTY! That made a lot more sense but I know this means that they're considering getting a shave for me. My knots have become unmanageable and they are close to the skin so Mommy doesn't want to risk trying to cut them out.
Of course it will be nice and cool for the summer but I'm not going to let on that I'm happy about this turn of events. It is much more of an advantage for me if Mommy thinks I disapprove...and I know just the face to use.