Iggy: Hey, Samson. Thanks for letting me co-host Mancat Monday with you.
Samson: No problem, buddy. It's all about sharing in this house.
Iggy: I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but where was the 'sharing' when Mommy was handing out treats?
Samson: Dude, I've lived here for six years and you've been here for six weeks. I figured since you came from a house with so many cats that you'd understand the concept of hierarchy. Besides, don't think I didn't see Mommy slipping you some extra food behind my back.
Iggy: Yeah, that's why I like her so much. I just thought that since you need to lose weight and I need to gain weight, we could come to an agreement with the treats. That way Mommy doesn't need to sneak around.
Iggy: Alright. We'll leave it like that then. How about giving me some pointers on how to deal with Bella? All I'm getting are angry stares.
Samson: If you're only getting angry stares without hissing, she might actually like you. Other than that, you're on your own. Good luck.
Iggy: Uhhh, gee thanks, Samson...
Samson: You're welcome. Just doing my part to help out. Now as I recall, we were about to have a snooze.
Samson & Iggy