This week has been dubbed 'Scofflaw Week' by our very good friend Fin from Housecat Confidential
I am constantly accused of breaking the rules by Mommy but the evidence she has is purely circumstantial.
You can see the surprise in my face with this mugshot. Really, I shouldn't be shocked anymore. Her precious Samson can do no wrong, and Bella had her claws removed by her previous owner so there is no way she could have been involved in the following incidents.
Somecat broke through our new cat cube. Mommy claims that she saw me break through it right in front of her eyes. She must need glasses because I would never harm my favorite toy.
The witness (Mommy) claims that it was like a scene out of an old Kool-Aid TV commercial. I allegedly burst through the wall of the cat cube yelling 'Ohhh Yeahhh'. This kind of gross exaggeration is typical of a witness who has likely dreamt the whole thing!
The next crime was also not me, but Somecat poked holes in Mommy's new curtain with their claws. Samson and Sweet Pea both have their claws, yet I'm accused of putting holes in it just because I spend a lot of time grooming behind that curtain!
I am being falsely accused, but if Mommy is going to blame me for every catcrime in this house, I may as well make it worthwhile...
I've got the car keys! Let's go for a joy ride!