I found this very strange looking Samson in our house! I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's definitely not a cat I know.
Hey you! Do...you...speak...English?
Maybe I should try LOL speak?
He's even slower than Samson. I guess he doesn't realize that ignoring me makes me mad and now I'm gonna have to hurt him.
This is more like it...at least I can have a conversation with this Samson. ZzzzzZZzzz...